Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Patented Karate Power Move

There is a power move in Karate, that when mastered, can deliver a force of energy to an opponent without even touching them. I have been trying to master this move for years and I seem to be getting better, right now it only works on children and small dogs, but I am content with my power right now and will continue to develop it.

If you watch this movie, it shows clearly that I have developed this power to such an extent, I can actually use only my breath to knock my opponent backward. I have been told before that my breath could knock a buzzard off a turnip truck and now I have some evidence.

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