"Cheesus" is the name given to a Cheeto that has been found by a youth minister in Houston that resembles Jesus.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. But when I read this I just laughed out loud at the term "Cheesus" ( A combination of the words Cheeto and Jesus).
Here's a link to the full story if you think I made this up:
And if you did think I made this up, then Cheesus help you.