I just finished reading, what has to be the most interesting story I have read on the internet in some time. It involves three words that I thought I would never hear in one sentence and if I could construct said sentence I wouldn't know just how to fit these three words into that sentence. The words: Weiner, Poopies and Jesus.
The story goes like this:
Jean Mansel from Oakfield Township, Michigan received what has to be one of the hottest ransom notes in history. A few of Jean's neighbors are mad, because they believe she's not picking up her dog's doodie. They have kidnapped her statute of Jesus which was in her front yard and are holding it ransom. She received a phone call from a raspy voice. The voice told her to check her mailbox. She did and found this note:
“We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks w/out picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents.”
Jean claims she picks up her dog's doodie and just wants her Jesus statue back. It's a family heirloom. She said, "It has to be a young person because they put these lines around Jesus, no adult is going to waste their time doing that. And referring to weiner poopie…my gosh."
In the name of wiener poopie! Give Jean her Jesus back!
There it is, did you spot it? "please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed."
Good stuff. I love the internets and the googles. :)
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Gotta love the internets. I do the google all the time too. It's the best thing on these darn pipes.
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